Thanks for this fun romp about aging. I can relate to all of it. I've got some helpful advice about losing hair. My mother, who used to have thinner hair than me, has a full head of long hair, and she's 83. I asked her about it, and she said she started taking prenatal vitamins. Two friends backed up the advice. I've been taking them for about eight months, and my hair is thicker and growing in length. My eyelashes have, however, disappeared, and I just got a refund on a product that was supposed to grow them back. I no longer need to shave my legs, but my face could use regular waxing. Aging is not for wimps.